hello my furry little friends!=D how are you all doing? me? i am lovely. xD
so as a told you we went to finance park today. first of all i was in pablos group. grrrrrr. and secondly the bus driver got lost like ten times on the way there. he kept pulling into cemetaries to make u-turns, and we were all like “what? are we dead? did that crazy bus driver kill us? well at least we knew it was coming.” xD
when we first got there we had to get our debit cards by random. they had our “life situation” written on them, as the instructor said. in other words it said stuff about us. in mine i was 29 and a single mom with two kids (5 and 8 years old). great. wonderful. wowzers. just what i need. two rowdy little devils and no husband to help me tame them. now i really look forward to growing up. meh.
anyway then we created a budget for our lives.(i made about 60,000 bucks per year.) how exciting. then we went around and picked up bills from like 20 different places, like the bank and the grocery store and the phone company. just great. bills. and then, using our budgets, we paid the bills. of course that doesnt bore me. next we went to the 20 places and entered our payments onto the computers. wonderful. finally we waited in a huge line to “check out” and make sure we had balanced budgets. just what i need. lines. doesnt that sound fun and exciting and something you want to do?
in case you are an idiot, that whole last paragraph was sarcastic. (my motto: half the time i open my mouth im sarcastic.)
well you may be wondering why i am lovely if my whole day was a nightmare. if you werent, too bad. shut up and listen. (or read. unless you have a talking computer.)
so we got to by houses and cars. so i had this really awesome three bedroom house that i was in love with. but unfortunately i was cheating on my house cuz i loved my car even more. i got a red porshe. i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. i could have also bought a farrari and pablo was like “omg grace get the farrari get it get it getitgetitgetitgetitGET IT!!!” and then he threw and eraser at me. not bits of it but a whole eraser. i wanted to punch him. but of course i am too nice and sweet and innocent to. (or am i? *evil laugh*)
btw that whole thing about me cheating on my house for my porshe reminded me of a funny story. I was eating lunch with sara and she was eating a jelly thing. (its like jello in a little plastic thing.) actually sara was sucking on it. and i said “sara why are you making out with your jelly?” and then she stopped eating the jelly and started sucking on a mango or sum kind of fruit thing. she looked like she was making out with it again. and so i told sara she cheated on the jelly. hahahahaha since there are like 10 saras in my grade i will now refer to her as sara the cheater. dun dun duuuuuuuuun.
speaking of lunch we were only given 15 minutes to eat!!!!!!!! meh i needed like twice of that to eat….anyway so i was sitting next to maya and she was eating a cucumber. and i was like omg you are eating zucchini (hey they look the same) and maya was like
“cucumber!!! zucchini suck!!!”
i thought that was hilarious xD
so on the way home carmen and i saw 2 hobos on the freeway side things. (we named them hobo joe and hobo moe.) then we started naming things after hobos. we came up with the hobo…
- gardens
- falls
- tree
- lake
- waterfall
- sign
- poster
- tunnel
- flower patch
- cylinder thing
- church
- restaurant
and so much more.
well i just had ballet and it was so hard. we did the hurty stretchy thing and like a 10 minute plank and a lot of stuff that hurt. miss heather said that she needed to torture us now because we have next week off for thanksgiving. (yes she used the word torture.) i can barely walk. meh.
luv ya! grace